Ryan hails from behind southern California's dreaded Orange Curtain; birthplace of Richard Nixon and NeoCon / Libertarian stronghold. Despite this, he's been able to keep most of his hair and teeth well preserved through an elaborate 5-year-long leathering process followed by long stints at an undisclosed New England cryogenic think tank and racket club. Accompanied only by his animal familiars, Ryan larps through the day, ranting to strangers "No we don't edit video here!", and can often be found beneath bridges or saddled up to Harvard Square pubs mumbling about why this place is like Hogwarts, but a little different.